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  • story of my life

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  • dongstomper:

    *bleeding out on the ground after being shot by a mafia hitman* n-nya…

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  • Xenophobic

    littlepinkneko:

    Titan: I’m going to punch this Captain in the face!

    Hunter: DO IT!!

    *Titan punches Captain*

    Captain: DUDE WHAT THE FUCK!?!? I WASN’T EVEN DOING ANYTHING TO YOU!!

    Titan: But your an enemy!

    Captain: HOW THE” FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW THAT!?!? JUST BECAUSE I STAND AROUND AND ENJOY THE SCENERY MAKES ME AN ENEMY!?!

    Vandal: Dude that’s just raciest.

    Titan:  But I;m no- 

    Warlock: That kinda was bro.. I mean he wasn’t doing anything.

    Titan: WHO’S SIDE ARE YOU ON!?!?

  • phooka-14:

    meganfoxrocksmyworld:

    Reasons I love Megan Denise Fox.

    Because if I don’t stand up for her, who will? Okay, I can name about 6 people that will, but we’re small voices that can’t do anything. But I’m not gonna stop standing up for her. Even if the media refuses to NOT take Michael’s side.
    You don’t have to be a fan of Megan Fox to acknowledge the injustice Megan suffered on the set of Transformers from Michael Bay and his “loyal” crew. When Megan’s comment on Michael Bay came out, everyone sided with Michael Bay, calling Megan a “brat” or “ungrateful” and saying she should have kept her mouth shut. These are grown ass men and they couldn’t shrug off a comment from a 23 year old woman. This Behind the Scene clip is just a glimpse and I cannot even imagine what ended up on the cutting room floor. Detailed bullet point of their relationship throughout the years. (stops after Jonah Hex) [x]
    Michael made Megan model wardrobe options (short shorts and belly tops) in front of a room full of men, made her audition by washing his car in a bikini while he filmed it (of which Michael Bay hasn’t denied) And while the disgusting 3 quarters of the planet will side with Michael saying Megan’s a “whore” and “agreed to it anyways” or “asked for it”, do not know her side of the story. Megan’s wanted to act for her entire life stemming from Judy Garland and Marilyn Monroe.Day in and day out for both Transformers movies, Megan had this tyrant barking orders at her about bending over the car, arch her back and dictating what she wore and even naming her character after himself. Michael Bay is disgusting. I don’t care what Megan says about him now, it doesn’t excuse how he treated her and dragged her name through the mud. Megan’s been on 12 movies so far and has only had ONE crew complain about her. But to this day, people BELIEVE she’s the bad one to work with. That’s the power of this piece of shit, Michael Bay.

    bring awareness to this

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  • wonderfulakari:

    grandenchanterfiona:

    chamudyehud:

    also tesla was a hottie and also has a cool make of car named after him

    Wasn’t he also ace?

    Didn’t he fall in love with pigeon?

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  • phillip-bankss:

    i’m laughing at r.l. stine’s twitter header

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  • bratpills:

    everyone in jurassic park: the dinosaurs are secured in their cages and have no way of getting out

    dinosaurs:

    image

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  • thegreywolfjack:

    gxolden:

    daslimshady:

    inhalethetrees:

    rudyluvsbooty:

    mfgoon209:

    downhillohfive:

    jesusandcarmex:

    rachelnadine22:

    submissivedominance:

    dotheymissmeinchicago:

    hxccatholic:

    Whoa

    This is actually really powerful

    Lol

    Hm.

    Whoa

    Wat

    can the political side of tumblr elaborate

    Ain’t nobody got time for the constitution except the old folks but they dead

    Fuck the constitution but all yall scream freedom of speech… Yeah fuck it

    The constitution isn’t really beneficial to today’s society and it was constructed under very biased minds. It’s needs to be reconstructed completely honestly

    oh I thought he was roasting Obama. “WHAT’RE THOOOOOOSE?!?”

    ^

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